I had a dream that Henry Rollins was yelling at me for trying to rescue a baby in traffic ( Read more... )

That would be a Marcy Playground lyric, which is appropriate because below is a music meme. And because people have been saying things about your mom. Ganked from sinnocenti and nobara, and posted largely because viciousbastard seems to like filling out music-related memes.

( Saint Joe? He said he's never been dressed up like a woman. )

Just the one ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, there's actually NO Batsodomy in this post ( Read more... )

If you are mko, shinikius, or sakibombshell, I have Otakon souvenirs for you... but if you're shinikius, I accidentally bought you a weird souvenir. Pretty weird. I'm going to give it to you anyway, though. (Also: I actually have this Saturday and Sunday OFF! We must do something cool! Like Sunsplash or tubing or something!)

If you are lordlazarus, you have been immortalized in my gallery of ( Read more... )

1) I got a raise today. Not a large raise per se, but about as large as I could get. My manager seems to think I'm the greatest thing since fruit-flavored Pez, which is nice.

2) Irk-bot is the greatest Irk ever to bot your mom! SO GREAT! LOOKIT! I love it well. ;_ ( Read more... )

Okay, I almost forgot to thank everyone who gave me hearts of the literal and figurative variety. They sustained me well on my trek through the Andes. They were awesome and gave me glee.

Like your mom, possibly.

My local area Starbucks has hired some new employees ( Read more... )

I haven't done a survey in ages, so I've decided to complete one in typical Z fashion. That is: make fun of the survey I spent an hour taking, honestly answer only 5% of the questions, answer the rest with completely off-topic information or comments that are meant to be amusing but aren't, accomplish nothing.

Here, I'll get you started.

( Unique - I have one of 18,000 black shirts that read 'You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.' No, NO, I'M LYING. I don't have that shirt! I was pointing out the irony!! )